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"JUDAS & JESUS" ("Distant Dreams"; DVD):

The next movie review is coming here for ya, and it's of a cartoon movie with some huge subcultural spirit (music, aesthetics, etc.), that was a gift that I got this year as a birthday present. (Thanks to Ossi!!!) This movie is pretty new, it's from 2009. It just got a running time of 15 minutes, so yes, you can say it's a short-movie, without any 'real' dialogs. (Beside some fleshly lute.) It's a movie by OLAF ENCKE und CLAUDIA ROMERO, but don't ask me anything about them.

Like you all might already have thought, the story of the movie is pretty much the story you might know from out of the so called holy bible. Okay, it's that story and not the story... It starts with the birth of JESUS CHRIST in the barnstable building with the three holy kings and all the other stuff you should know about it. Then the picture moves ahead and onward with some brute Roman soldiers we finally come to the house that was the place of the birth of JUDAS ISCARIOT. His father, believe me, you can see it, is or was the devil himself (or a pretty good look-a-like of the horned one), letting his peter fly free, and owning a house- more something like a temple building- full of naked chicks with big 'eyes' and one of them is giving birth to little JUDAS ISCARIOT that as soon as he came to earth discovered his passion for the already mentioned big 'eyes'. And this all is given to you supported by some wreckin' Psychobilly Music, to point it out more precise by THE METEORS, 'cause that band made the soundtrack to this little cartoon movie. After this birth scenes the movie covers a pretty wide distance of years, compressed into compact 15 minutes. We get to know about the difficult 'love' triangle between JESUS CHRIST, JUDAS ISCARIOT, and MARIA MAGDALENA, and how the trouble starts already very early in the elementary school. JUDAS turns out to be a horny peeping tom that's given himself baclays on some pictures that he had taken of MARIA, uses to smoke and drink and listen to some Rock & Billy noize, and that JESUS was the first stupid fucking hippie faggot on planet earth, preaching about love and peace, but he is itself just a sexual frustrated despot that loves to ran his mouth about others (especially about JUDAS). JUDAS turns out to be a heavy drinker that ruins JESUS' 'last supper', by the way he wasn't invited at all, by drinking wine, looking MARIA right at her 'eyes', and kickin' JESUS' ass, spoiling him with some of the cheap italian pizzeria wine. Ah, yes, by the way, the 'last supper' takes place in an italian pizzeria, and that's just great, haha;-)!!! Further on we can discover that MARIA was living a 'double-life' as a disciple of JESUS CHRIST and his doctrines at day, and living the life of the towns best known and best fuckin' whore at night, and after watching this movie you know the real story behind the motifs of the betrayal of JESUS CHRIST by JUDAS ISCARAIOT and which role MARIA MAGDALENA truly played in this whole scenery. But that you better discover by yourself, haha;-)!!! Ah, all are sheeps and goats, and MARIA is a hot doe, haha;-)!!! And yes, JUDAS was in some ways the first Rock & Roller on earth, at least if you can trust this movie. And like every good boy does fine, JUDAS wasn't only the firts Rock & Roller on earth, but he was also the first 'Rebel with a Cause' on earth, and that you'll see by watching this little movie here, haha;-)!!! Hm, and like we all should know today, the T.V. and movies never lie to us, haha;-)!!!

It's a funny little movie that got some big potential, and I think that the movie could also be only a little bit longer than just 15 minutes, and yes, it would still be a pretty entertaining movie. Good drawings and very good animations, full colors, good sounds, more or less good music (you know about me and Psychobilly in general...), and yes, it's truly a pretty good short-movie that's pretty well done and also really entertaining (even it's just too short, as mentioned above), so yes, get it, grab some cans of brew, call up some good friends, turn the speakers loud, and then just press play and let your screen and speakers being wrecked. Hell Yeahr!!! (8 of 10 points)

Now you get the short-movie in a pretty much complete version to see, and if you like what you see then get your lazy ass up and damn fucking buy this movie!!! For example via http://www.judasandjesus.com/ and then give it some good rounds in a row!!! So now, enjoy it:

"JUDAS & JESUS"